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Crazy Town

from Short Stories by Dr. Noise

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turtles drinking whiskey, robots serving pie
bowling balls smoking stogies saying hi to passersby
a singing telegram, that sings all by itself
and a millionaire that likes to share all of his wealth
a bandit cowboy cactus, a 16 legged cow
and a skunk that just can't figure out, damn, what's that smell?
a zebra colored cheetah, rodents wearing socks
elephants riding on the backs of their own giant cocks

all this and more is here so come and see

Welcome to a place that you'll never frown
a twisted little place called Crazy Town
Where a horse is the mayor of all of us
and he loves to cuss

Turtles drinking whiskey, an emu sporting cords
water balloons settling allt heir battles with some plastic swords
a platypus dressed like rambo, a drunken ninja mule
every single fish in the world traveling in one giant school

you'll never have to wait in line to have a pee (never wait in line to pee)
cuz wherever you go is just fine with me

Welcome to a place that you'll never frown
a twisted little place called Crazy Town
Where a horse is the mayor of all of us
and his cursing has become a little bit offensive
Go pants-less or maybe in just a gown
because anything goes here in Crazy Town
wear a hula skirt, a wig, or just drool a lot
I'm only wearing one sock

so the outside world can be a little bit frightening
and you're looking for a place that's sort of enlightening
set yourself free and you will see
so go a little crazy and join me

Welcome to a place that you'll never frown
a twisted little place called Crazy Town
Where a horse is the mayor of all of us
and his favorite words can not be said on television
Go pants-less or maybe in just a gown
because anything goes here in Crazy Town
wear a hula skirt, a wig, or just drool a lot
I'm only wearing one sock

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from Short Stories, released December 1, 2010
Dr. Noise

Gang Vocals are: Travis Allen, Alex Allen, Dan Augusta, Scott Augusta, Alex Eaton, Travis Hayes, Jenny Doe, AJ Womack, Eric Stone, Luke Brekke, Mark Philpot, Edi Gonzalez, Courtney Guest, Julian Gomez, Morgan Sherwood, Gena, Darcy Gardner, Rachel Comarella, Captain Adorabelle

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