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MAXMas Volume 2

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long ago there was a battle for christmas night between a man named santa claus and jesus christ one was honoring the kids who were good all year the other was a birthday bash with a ton of beer they had a common ground so they made a compromise to share the 25th and all the christmas lights they devised a plan and they knew just what to do to stop the killing in the summer too make a list of all the kids who are naughty and are nice (Nice!) and give the presents to the kids who know what's wrong from right (Right!) and take the bad kids home with you inside your giant sacks cuz no one likes those little fucking brats! Santa Claus is a Vampire (woah!) how you think those raindeer can fly? (Woah!) children's blood is pure and elf blood tastes like shit and santa gets hungry by july! you ever wonder how he could still be alive at the ripe old age of one hundred ninety five always sending those fake santas out into the malls cuz daylight would be his curtain call he never eats the cookies you leave out for him but he'll drink the blood out dry of your best friend tim because tim was a dick to his mom and dad all year now timmy's got santa to fear! he's making a list of who's naughty and who's nice (nice!) stock piling the kids who do now know what's wrong from right (right!) in cages at the north pole where no screams will be heard it's curtains for all you little turds! Santa Claus is a Vampire (woah!) how you think those raindeer can fly? (Woah!) children's blood is pure and elf blood tastes like shit and santa gets hungry by july!

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MAXMas is a CD released for charity in Madison, WI feature a cover and original of X-Mas songs from the bands and performers in Madison.

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released December 10, 2011

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